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Joke of the Day

"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."

"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."

"Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?"

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"How did Ramadan go? It went by pretty FAST!"

"What's the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck."

"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."

"Kid: Daddy can I give some of my candy to that duck? Me: No, ducks only eat things they find in nature, like bread."

"Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it"

"First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."