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Joke of the Day

"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""

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"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""
"When my dead English friend Nate pees on my newly grey-painted German grenades. My late mate Euro-nate urinated on my freshly greyed grenades, great!"
"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."
"Just remember, every time someone misuses the word ""epic"" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele."
"Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread"
"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""