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Joke of the Day
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
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"My favorite pickup line.... Hey, smell this... does this smell like chloroform?"
"Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps."
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"
"Last rites? Over my dead body..."
"Turned out the lights I started walking down the stairs, and I flipped the light switch to off. It wasn't a bright idea. I'll see myself out."