177158
Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a bar.... ...Holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please""."
Next Joke
"What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians"
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point"
"I've been clicking ""remind me later"" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?"
"""What's that in the bag?"" ""An AK-47."" ""No next to that."" ""A bag of cheetos."" ""You can't bring that into the movie."""
"A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn't he do anything? Because he wasn't racist!"
"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."
"overheard some guy say ""finals week sucks."" little does he know, everything sucks"
"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."