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Joke of the Day

"I've been clicking ""remind me later"" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?"

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"So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar... and accidentally wrote a One Direction song."
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"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."
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