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Joke of the Day

"A police man saw a black man beating up an old lady. Why didn't he do anything? Because he wasn't racist!"

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to drown his wife with cough syrup before finally strangling her to death? He was jailed for pre-medicated murder."

"Why can't you lift weights on Monday? It's a week day."

"What do you call a dog with a lot of friends? Pawpular!"

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"How can a line be both short and long? It's a long line of midgets!"

"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."

"What is small, red and square? A small red square."

"If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages."

"What did the executioner say to his wife when he left? I'll beheading out now."