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Joke of the Day

"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."

"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"A blind man walks into a bar... Table and a chair."

"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."

"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."