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Joke of the Day

"I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems."

"How do hipsters talk about shoes? [...](http://imgur.com/yzelyVT)"

"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."

"""So what kind of cancer can you tolerate the most?"" -Me on which President Candidate you're going to vote"

"Skrillex is the worst lab partner I've ever had to work with. Every time I hand him a beaker of alkaline solution, he drops it."

"Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham."

"I love the queen in chess... I always mate with her."

"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"