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Joke of the Day
"How do hipsters talk about shoes? [...](http://imgur.com/yzelyVT)"
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"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."
"wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?"
"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."
"A guy is talking to his friend about his new girlfriend ""I did her up the arse on the first date"" the guy reveals proudly. ""no shit?"" His friend replies. ""nah, she had an enema beforehand"""
"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"
"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."
"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."
"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."