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Joke of the Day
"Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham."
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"What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"Is mingerbread the opposite of stud muffin?"
"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."
"I once had a friend named Chance... But he was just too damn unreliable... I'll show myself out, stage right"
"What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem? Pikachu"
"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."
"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."
"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."