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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."
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"Women love to cook Because they get to continuously change something until it's exactly what they want"
"Why are relationships complex? Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary"
"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"
"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."
"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."
"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."
"Man! It's raining cats and dogs out there! *MEEEW* SPLAT! *AARFF* SPLAT! Did I close my sunroof? SON OF BITCH!"
"Out of 11, how bad is your OCD?"
"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"