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Joke of the Day
"I want a job cleaning mirrors... It's something I could really see myself doing."
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"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"
"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
"(Q)....... What do fat women & mopeds have in common? (A)........ They're both fun to ride until your friends find out."
"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""
"Wife: What are you gonna do today? Me: Shower. W: ...what else? M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower."
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."