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Joke of the Day
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
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"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"
"I said to this bloke,""I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a local theatre."" He said,""Are you being facetious?"" I said,""No- Polonius."""
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car."
"My arms sometimes get tired during sex and I drop my phone on my face."
"Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire? That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition"
"A lady said I was catching up to... her in terms of age. I said she must be moving too fast."
"What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness."
"All my sisters ex fiance smoke pot... She just couldn't marijuana them."
"I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there."