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Joke of the Day

"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."

"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."

"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."

"I had sex and all I got were these kids."

"Why was the stoner kicked out of the eating competition? He was caught using performance enhancing drugs."

"cnt wait to dress up as a windmill for halloween its never a bad time to teach ppl about renewable energy sources lmao"

"My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change."

"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"

"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."

"Wife: ""How did your first day as a lifeguard go?"" Me: ""Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."""