192004

Joke of the Day

"Wife: What are you gonna do today? Me: Shower. W: ...what else? M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower."

"Sweet Wife: Do you love me.... Sweet Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? Naughty Husband: Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"Sometimes I like to stop and fart at the jewelry counter in Macy's to remind them that there's common folk like us that shop there too."

"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."

"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"

"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"

"I wish I grew up during the Great Depression That way every Sunday was soup or bowl Sunday"

"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"

"Graham has withdrawn from the Republican nomination race. Some people worry that he'll send his voters to Trump. All three of them."