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Joke of the Day
"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."
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"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."
"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."
"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander? Mick Jagger sings, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud . . "", while the Scottish Highlander yells, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"What, I'm Asian? *slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*"
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"
"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."
"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"