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Joke of the Day

"How did the worlds strongest man get his title? He came in 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a masturbation contest."

"The name Pavlov Rings a bell"

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"I was desperate for a job, so my friend offered me one as a test subject in a wind tunnel But i wasnt a fan"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."

"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"

"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"

"Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies"