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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"
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"What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work."
"Mom: I HEARD UR SICK Me: just a cold Mom: U HAVE THE ZIKA M: no I- Mom: OH GOD IT'S ZIKA M: mom- Mom: I TRIED TO RAISE U RIGHT M: wait, what"
"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."
"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."
"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."
"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"
"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"