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Joke of the Day
"Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies"
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"What's black and does not work? Decaf Coffee"
"[takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew."
"My dentist recommended I sleep with a mouth guard, but I'm skeptical insurance even covers who I sleep with."
"Why are chemists always a part of the problem? Because they can never be a part of the solution."
"What's the definition of an Irish homosexual? One who likes women more than beer"
"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescendant con descending."
"Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus"
"Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. ""Seconds"", they replied."