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Joke of the Day
"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"
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"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."
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"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"
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"My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles."