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Joke of the Day
"The name Pavlov Rings a bell"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women ..Without a penis"
"Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me. I've been practicing my poker face. Can we try again?"
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."