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Joke of the Day
"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"
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"After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."
"Everybody always says say ""No!"" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"
"What do you call a prostitute's vagina? A whorifice."