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Joke of the Day

"Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible? Because all of the servers are busy."

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"

"how do you catch a unique bunny? unique up on it. :) How do you catch a tame bunny? The TAME way!!! favorite cheesy joke."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"

"I just gave birth... I had a cow."

"You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do... Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well."

"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."

"What's the best remedy for a sex starved drug addict? A jack and coke."

"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"