51224

Joke of the Day

"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"

"Mom, mom, everyone at school says I have a big mouth... dont listen to them honey, but bring the shovel so I can give you your medicine."

"What Operating System does a Redditor use? Fedora Linux!"

"A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. ""An old flame? I asked. He winked and said ""More like an unlit match."""

"What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak"

"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."

"Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs."

"I try to buy American, but I just can't find a good domestic finger trap."

"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."

"What do successful businessmen and aids patients have in common They both take risks and get positive results"