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Joke of the Day
"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."
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"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone **except you**!"
"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""
"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."
"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""
"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"
"Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee"
"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"
"I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for."