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Joke of the Day
"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."
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"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."
"him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man."
"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."
"You're not truly a parent until you've crawled through the McDonalds urine tubes to pull out a crying child."
"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."
"I was in the supermarket today and the cashier asked the foreign couple in front of me if they needed help packing their bags Fuck me, we only voted out yesterday give them a chance"
"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"
"A psychic told me I was going to die a virgin So I raped her and asked for my 20$ back"
"friend: i want a bf me: i want to hold the reins of 2 equally powerful, beautiful horses who run w/perfectly matched paces & also respect me"