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Joke of the Day
"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."
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"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."
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"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"
"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"
"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"
"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."