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Joke of the Day

"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."

"What do you call the hairiest man in the camp? Jewbacca"

"A sales assistant advised me on the liquor to buy for the holiday season recently She was my spirit guide."

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."

"A beautiful woman in the cafeteria just gagged while eating her banana... She's now dead to me."

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."

"""The Walking Dad,"" but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's ""not made of money"""

"Did you know? Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument."

"How much hate does it take to qualify as a ""hater""? I hate tons of stuff."