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Joke of the Day

"sometimes I fill up my bathtub with spaghetti sauce and sit in it and pretend I'm a meatball"

"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."

"Your baby was cute until I realized you're on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid."

"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"

"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."

"Why couldn't the pig run? He pulled his hamstring!"

"Just like my refrigerator... I open Reddit, just to be disappointed and close it."

"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"

"My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it."