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Joke of the Day
"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"
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"Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!"
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"
"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel he throws a bunch of nails on the counter and asks:"" hey, can you put me up for the night?"" (sorry, if repeat)"
"He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes"
"If you hate someone on your Christmas list, buy them parakeets."
"I painted my computer black, so it would run faster. but the cops choked it to death, and ruled it justified."
"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."