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Joke of the Day
"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"
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"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"
"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."
"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""
"My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai."
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"
"Me to waitress: ""Do you have frog legs?"" Her response: ""Yes.."" Me: ""Then hop on back to the kitchen and get me a steak"""
"Because Washington passed gay marriage today I threw my human wife in the garbage, fucked 2 donkeys & married a rotisserie chicken."
"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."