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Joke of the Day
"Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven Straight Into Hell?"
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"Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'"
"What do you call having sex with someone with herpes? *A bumpy ride*"
"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."
"Nothing says ""I've given up"" like a fat person with a stomach tattoo."
"two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss"
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."
"I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia."
"""It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names."
"Who's the nicest guy at the hospital? The ultrasound guy"