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Joke of the Day

"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"

"How do you make a peanut butter and Reddit sandwich? You spreddit."

"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."

"I don't really like abortion jokes. The delivery is always sloppy."

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"

"The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated."

"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."

"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."

"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"