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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"I got fired from work on pajama day... It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"My wife said ""You only love me because my father left me a million pounds."" ""That's not true, I'd still love you whoever left it to you"""

"My name is Seamus and I build that bridge you just drove over. It's the longest spanning bridge in Ireland. Do they call me Seamus the Famous Bridge Builder? No, they don't, but fuck one sheep..."

"My three-year-old daughter said to me, ""You should go back to college to learn more about being nice."""

"My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"

"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."

"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"

"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"