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Joke of the Day
"What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !"
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"I'm an atheist so Jesus, God, and every Christian ... ... Can go to hell"
"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"
"Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy? Because the Mummy's always saying, ""I'll be in the crypt tonight."""
"I've got my fingers in many pies Which is why I lost my job as a waiter."
"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"
"I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week."
"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"If I have to Russian again... Soviet."
"Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. ""1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."""