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Joke of the Day

"Free advice: Saying ""meaty shaft"" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane."

"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""

"Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers? Because they won't hold a public erection."

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"You guys hear about the guy who was addicted to rohypnol (Roofies)? He'd been on 'em longer than he could remember..."

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed"

"Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? One Jew at a time!"