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Joke of the Day

"Free advice: Saying ""meaty shaft"" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane."

"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."

"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."

"Ew, I bet people who call people hipsters as an insult don't even have a favorite kombucha flavor"

"that awkward feeling. when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up."

"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"Women only call me ugly untill they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly & poor"