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Joke of the Day
"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
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"Monday I start my new job at PepsiCo. They told me I need to show up with nothing but a Can O' Dew attitude."
"What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they sex for the first time? Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes."
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"
"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"
"*boss calls me into office* ""um but sir my name is--"" Be quiet you're ""into office"" now"
"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."
"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."