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Joke of the Day
"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
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"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."
"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."
"My attorney's sole responsibility after I die will be to unfriend people that post anything about angels on my wall."
"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"
"According to HR, the boss can come into my office eating a kebab when I've only had an apple for lunch but I can't throw my chair at him"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."