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Joke of the Day

"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."

"Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets."

"What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer."

"What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements? The atoms family."

"I was going to right down a joke about espousal abuse... But my hand was too sore"

"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."

"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"

"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."

"I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality... I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse."

"Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike."