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Joke of the Day

"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."

"I wonder if giraffes can eat so much their stomach explodes bc they just don't know it right away cuz it's in their neck for so long. What."

"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"

"ME: I can't find my sandals WIFE: did you look everywhere? ME: yes WIFE: even down ME: yes even dowI did not put those on"

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."

"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"

"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."

"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"

"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"

"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"