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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
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"What was the ninja pigs' surprise attack called? Hambush"
"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"
"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."
"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Genocide."