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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference... Q: What is the difference between leaves and a car? A: One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor"

"What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer."

"They say if a girl laughs a lot at your jokes it's a sign that she's into you Turns out I'm just really funny"

"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."

"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."

"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."

"Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho."

"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"

"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."