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Joke of the Day
"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"
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"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."
"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"
"10 ways to avoid clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.."
"For pimps, prostitution must be alot like using pawn pieces in chess... They use them to do their dirty work, in promise that he'll one day make her into a queen."
"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"
"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"
"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."
"Everybody keeps downvoting my racist jokes It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."
"What's the difference between Barbie and Street Fighter? In Barbie, Ken doesn't beat the hell out of women."