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Joke of the Day
"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"
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"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."
"Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing."
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""
"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."
"It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
"what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ ""no pulp"" insted of ""pulp fiction"""
"Why does George R.R Martin never use Twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters."
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."
"Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel."