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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"
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"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"
"How do you find the click bait audience?"
"[goes to museum of fine art] ""Just how fine can this art be, anyway"" [sees a vase in a thong] ""oh damn"""
"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"
"SURPRISE! -Sharts"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"
"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."
"At 23:59 31.12.2015 I raised my left foot off the ground Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot"
"My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth 15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke."