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Joke of the Day

"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."

"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."

"its 2013 fellas, if youre saying anything other than ""punch out a grumpy"" to describe taking a crap youre a dinosaur"

"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."

"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"

"Why was Helen Keller so good at fingering herself? She was good reading lips."

"I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question"

"Back in my day a ""selfie,"" was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion."

"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"

"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""