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Joke of the Day
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
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"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work."
"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""
"The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die"
"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."
"What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box? Body centered cubic"
"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."
"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."
"Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's ""bi""... ...then the next morning you realize she meant ""polar""."
"What has 2 legs but can not walk? A cripple."