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Joke of the Day

"My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth 15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke."

"What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!"

"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"

"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"

"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."

"TIL of a soccer player that is never invited to any parties He is just too messi"

"blonde joke of the day Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does -"

"People say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6,000,000 jews."

"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."

"Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week."