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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why black people are so good at basketball? Because they steal, shoot, and run!"

"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."

"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"

"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck"

"Where does Charlie Sheen shop? At Winners."

"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"

"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"

"I've only had one car accident in the last month. It was a hit and run, so technically it doesn't even count."

"Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard"

"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."