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Joke of the Day
"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."
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"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."
"Did you hear about that amazing joke that Jesus told as he was dying? I don't know the joke, but apparently he nailed the execution."
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"CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube."