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Joke of the Day

"CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube."

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"My son ask me dad why don't I have a mom because she was shocked when I presented you too her and told her here's are new son"

"Don't do drugs Without me"

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"There was a sniper here Anybody s.."

"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"

"What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? Attire."