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Joke of the Day

"Set the bar low And watch people trip on it"

"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"

"I once had sex with a frog... it was ribbiting!"

"ME: haha u dare me to take off all my clothes and run thru this park COP: no ME: wow I cant believe ur making me do this lol COP: I'm not"

"A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up... ... because he got arrested for attempted murder."

"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"

"There was a blackout in my neighbourhood last night....... The police told us to stay inside until they caught him."

"I saw a chameleon the other day ...Lazy Fucker"

"Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."